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The piano elves are still working on this page, and have listed the following reasons for being so slow:
Six months holiday
They can't work the metronome, too complicated
National Twix shortage
One elf can't find his pants
Another elf keeps stopping to sing "heigh-ho"
They are striking (French elves)
None of them can agree on a consistent tempo
They'll finish eventually.
We think.
(They promise nothing.)